16 Creepy, Kooky Items for Your Haunted Kitchen

1. 2-in-1 Wine & Beer Opener

Meet the culprit that lead me down this rabbit hole. This very charming wine opener is packed with creepy personality. Not only is it aesthetically pleasing for all the vampires at heart but it also has great reviews to back it up.

2. Boston Warehouse Gothic Skull Coffin Butter Dish

I can’t believe it’s not a regular butter dish! What better way to brighten up a dead kitchen than with this oh so goth coffin butter dish.

3. Funny Black Cat Cutting Board

Yeap, as a vegetarian I am definitely adding this to my ever growing stack of cutting boards!

4. Bat Shaped Charcuterie Board

If you’re quite the carnivore and not too fond of the cutting board above then this bat shaped charcuterie board may be just what you’re lookin for. Imagine filling this baby up with lots of delicious slices of beefy meat.

5. Dracula Garlic Crusher

Oh my goodness look at him. I don’t even need it but I want it. On Halloween Night I can see myself making fresh homemade pizza with lots of garlic.

6. Bat Kitchen Shears

Another item with lots of great reviews is this bat shaped kitchen shear. I know you can’t wait to show your friends when they come over but please don’t run with scissors.

7. Black Cat Ceramic Soap Dispenser

Every witch needs a black cat at her side. This black cat ceramic soap dispenser is a magical touch to your kitchen or bathroom.

8. Salt and Pepper Shaker Set

These salt and pepper shakers are to die for! These arsenic and cyanide shakers make adorable stocking stuffers.

9. Coffin Kitchen or Bath Mat

I know what you’re going to say, “Hey Andrea, this is a bathroom mat”? I know it is, but it’s not going to stop me from putting it in my kitchen. Let’s be creepy together.

10. Lil’ Devil Wine Stopper/ Bottle Opener

Not only is this a devilishly cute gift idea but it’s also a hell of a deal!. This two in one handsome lil’ devil is not only a bottle opener but also a wine stopper.

11. Coffin Shaped Letter Board

I was not going to add this to my list but I have a very similar board at home that has become extremely handy. When I have friends and family over and they ask for the WI-FI username and password I just direct them to the board in my kitchen. It beats repeating the password over and over….and over.

12.Skully Silicone Basting Brush

I think I would love to have this for Christmas. Do you think this is hint enough for my friends who are reading this?

13. Set of Four Bat Spoon Holders

Cute and with so many uses. These ceramic bat spoon holders can be used to hold other things such as teabags, incense cones, jewelry, makeup brushes, or use as a butter dish for a fancy vampire themed dinner party.

14. Brain Drain White Skull Sponge Holder

From Peleg Design comes this must have handy sponge holder. This is such a fun and clever design to help ease the doldrums of washing dishes by hand. Sure to put a smile on the person tasked to do dishes.

15. Skull Head Silicone Ice Cube Tray

Not only is this great for making ice it’s also excellent to use as a skull chocolate mold, skull candy mold, skull sugar mold, skull resin mold, skull candle mold, or soap making mold. For the crafting addict in your life, mold their blues away with this fun gift.

16. Grim Steeper

What better way to dead end this list than with this grim reaper tea steeper… try saying that five times really fast. I was never quite into those trendy transparent tea cups but I think this little guy may have just changed my mind.